I first read about it here. The internet is exploding with stories about it. American luxury department store, Needless Markup, oops, I mean Neiman Marcus is selling collard greens this year. Collard greens for 8-10 people. For $66. Factor in the shipping and these “perfectly seasoned” frozen collards will run you a cool $81.50! Now, you cogitate on that for a minute or two.

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I can run by the Farmer’s Market and find collards. At the supermarket, I can find that leafy delicacy fresh (well, somewhat), pre-cut, cleaned, and sealed in a plastic bag. If I were desperate enough Glory puts them in cans. No matter which way I choose my collards, for $81.50 I could feed an army!
How about enough cornbread dressing to feed 4 to 6, if they aren’t too hungry. Needless Markup will send that to you for a piddling $103. “Only Here. Only Ours. Exclusively for You.”

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Here’s the topper, though. Three dozen, handmade in Charleston, flavored biscuits can grace your holiday table for a mere $107! Are you kidding me?? So, a couple of biscuits for each of your 15 guests will run you a little over $7 per person. I’ll happily whip up a skillet of biscuits for you for that kind of cash, and mine won’t have been frozen!
Broccoli & Cheese casserole for $65 + $15.50 shipping, stuffed pork chops, peppered corned beef, green bean casserole, and dozens of other offerings can be found at their website. I surfed through, shaking my head and remembering something I heard my Dad say a hundred thousand times. “A fool and his money are soon parted.”

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About Ol' Big Jim
Jim L. Wright is a storyteller with a lifetime of experiences as colorful as the characters he creates. Born and raised in Piedmont, Alabama, Jim’s connection to the land, history, and people of the region runs deep. His debut novel New Yesterdays is set in his hometown, where he grew up listening to stories of the past—stories that sparked his imagination and curiosity for history.
Today, Jim lives in Leeds, Alabama, with his husband Zeek, a tour operator who shares his passion for adventure and discovery. Known affectionately as “Ol’ Big Jim,” he has had a diverse career that includes time as a storekeeper, an embalmer, a hospital orderly, and a medical coder. There are even whispers—unconfirmed, of course—that he once played piano in a house of ill repute.
No matter the job, one thing has remained constant: Jim is a teller of tales. His stories—sometimes humorous, sometimes thought-provoking—are often inspired by his unique life experiences. Many of these tales can be found on his popular blog, Ol’ Big Jim, where he continues to share his musings with a loyal readership.
Jim’s adventures have taken him far beyond Alabama. For seven years, he lived in Amman, Jordan, the world’s oldest continuously inhabited city. His time there, spent in smoky coffee shops, enjoying a hookah and a cup of tea while scribbling in his ever-present notebook, deeply influenced his worldview and his writing.
When Jim isn’t writing, he’s thinking about writing. His stories, whether tall tales from his past or imaginative reimagining is of historical events should read from his past or imaginative reimaginings of historical events, reflect a life lived fully and authentically. With New Yesterdays, Jim brings readers a rich tapestry of history, fantasy, and human connection.
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Well, it won’t be me tasting that delicacy! Not in this lifetime anyway!
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I showed you how to make a pot of collards that are fit to eat for a lot less money. I’m sorry for those that have to pay someone to do it. I will gladly cook some for anyone for less also. any takers??
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