Episode Nine: Wild Assumptions and Whispered Memories

Piedmont Porchlight Stories — Mrs. Delphine’s Dixie Boarding House

By the next morning, Piedmont had achieved something most towns only dream of:
a complete, full-scale misunderstanding of the situation, shared unanimously by nearly everybody.

Word spread faster than spilled molasses, and twice as sticky.

Rumor #1: The House Is About to Take Off

This rumor began with Clyde, which should’ve been warning enough.

Standing outside the hardware store, Clyde announced:

“Delphine’s house rocked last night. Next time it’s liable to pull outta the yard and start headin’ for Chattanooga.”

Old Mrs. Willoughby gasped so dramatically that she nearly inhaled her dentures.

“How fast do you reckon it’ll go?” she wheezed.

Clyde shrugged.
“Well, depends on how many ghosts are pushin’ on it.”

By noon, three separate citizens had packed overnight bags in case the house decided to travel past their front porch and pick them up like an unscheduled streetcar.

Rumor #2: The Ghost Is Recruiting Passengers

Sadie Mae claimed she’d overheard Mrs. Delphine mutter something about “him tryin’ to tell me somethin’.”

Sadie some kinda way, interpreted this as:

“He’s acceptin’ reservations.”

This bloomed into a theory that the ghost was planning a “midnight ghost train” and only polite people would get a seat. Suddenly, the entire town was on its best behavior:

  • Men held doors
  • Women returned grocery carts
  • Someone cleaned the sidewalks on Center Avenue
  • Somebody else apologized for something they did in 1979

It was the most courteous Piedmont had been since the mayor’s mother came up from Smuteye for a visit.

Rumor #3: The Boarding House Is Actually Haunted by Ten Ghosts

This rumor came from the children, who mathematically multiplied the single ghost because “one ghost is lonely.”

Within hours, it grew into a spectral census:

  • Three brakemen
  • A switch operator
  • A conductor
  • Two engineers
  • One caboose guard
  • And one mysterious figure known only as “Whispering Earl,” whom no one could describe but everybody feared

Town officials briefly discussed forming a committee to locate Whispering Earl before remembering they didn’t actually have a description.

Meanwhile… Back at the Boarding House

Mrs. Delphine wasn’t concerned with any of the nonsense swirling outside her windows.

She stood in her kitchen again, the small ring of soot still resting on the counter like a fingerprint left by time itself.

She touched it, and for just a moment, barely long enough to count, she saw something.

Not a vision.
Not a memory.
Something in between.

A Whisper From the Past

The world around her dimmed, colors draining like watercolor in a summer rain.
The linoleum beneath her feet felt suddenly like old pine planks worn smooth by thousands of steps.

And inside her mind, not her ears, mind you, came a sound:

footsteps on a train car.

Measured.
Heavy.
Steady.

The ghost’s footsteps.

Then a voice, not clear, but familiar in the way a smell is familiar when you can’t place where you smelled it last.

“All aboard… last call… all aboard…”

A conductor’s call.

But softened,
as though spoken through years instead of air.

The vision flickered,
something dark beside the tracks,
something bright in the ghost’s hand,
a faint ache of sadness,
and a sense of waiting.
Long, stubborn, faithful waiting.

And then: Gone.

The kitchen snapped back to itself, bright as noon.

Mrs. Delphine steadied herself on the counter.

“Well,” she whispered, “you were a conductor. Or wanted to be. Or ought to’ve been.”

She glanced toward the hallway where his presence often lingered like a question.

“And you weren’t finished.”

Outside, the Town Convinces Itself Further

Owen announced:
“He’s organizin’ a ghost parade.”

Addison insisted:
“He’s cleanin’ the whole town next.”

Preacher Boone told folks:
“We have to be patient. The dead do not hurry.”

Clyde declared:
“He’s gittin’ ready for a big ol’ trip, and he’s takin’ volunteers. I’m packin’ some extra socks.”

Mrs. Delphine shook her head.

“Lord help us,” she muttered, “if he was tryin’ to talk before, he’ll have a hard time over the noise now.”

But One Thing Was Certain

For the first time since he began hauntin’
the ghost had cracked open a tiny doorway into his past.

Not a name.
Not a face.
Not yet.

But the shape of his life was beginning to appear:

  • A railroad man’s gloves
  • A conductor’s call
  • A journey unfinished
  • And a purpose not yet fulfilled

He wasn’t tidying rooms for the fun of it.

He was preparing.

For what?

Only the ghost knew.

And Piedmont was goin’ to find out.

*****

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About Ol' Big Jim

Jim L. Wright is a storyteller with a lifetime of experiences as colorful as the characters he creates. Born and raised in Piedmont, Alabama, Jim’s connection to the land, history, and people of the region runs deep. His debut novel New Yesterdays is set in his hometown, where he grew up listening to stories of the past—stories that sparked his imagination and curiosity for history. Today, Jim lives in Leeds, Alabama, with his husband Zeek, a tour operator who shares his passion for adventure and discovery. Known affectionately as “Ol’ Big Jim,” he has had a diverse career that includes time as a storekeeper, an embalmer, a hospital orderly, and a medical coder. There are even whispers—unconfirmed, of course—that he once played piano in a house of ill repute. No matter the job, one thing has remained constant: Jim is a teller of tales. His stories—sometimes humorous, sometimes thought-provoking—are often inspired by his unique life experiences. Many of these tales can be found on his popular blog, Ol’ Big Jim, where he continues to share his musings with a loyal readership. Jim’s adventures have taken him far beyond Alabama. For seven years, he lived in Amman, Jordan, the world’s oldest continuously inhabited city. His time there, spent in smoky coffee shops, enjoying a hookah and a cup of tea while scribbling in his ever-present notebook, deeply influenced his worldview and his writing. When Jim isn’t writing, he’s thinking about writing. His stories, whether tall tales from his past or imaginative reimagining is of historical events should read from his past or imaginative reimaginings of historical events, reflect a life lived fully and authentically. With New Yesterdays, Jim brings readers a rich tapestry of history, fantasy, and human connection. Visit his blog at www.olbigjim.com to read more of his stories, or follow him on social media to keep up with his latest musings and projects, one of which is a series that follows Bonita McCauley, an amateur detective who gets into some very sticky situations. His book, New Yesterdays, can be found at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Smashwords, and Barnes and Noble.
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