Episode Nine: Wild Assumptions and Whispered Memories

Piedmont Porchlight Stories — Mrs. Delphine’s Dixie Boarding House

By the next morning, Piedmont had achieved something most towns only dream of:
a complete, full-scale misunderstanding of the situation, shared unanimously by nearly everybody.

Word spread faster than spilled molasses, and twice as sticky.

Rumor #1: The House Is About to Take Off

This rumor began with Clyde, which should’ve been warning enough.

Standing outside the hardware store, Clyde announced:

“Delphine’s house rocked last night. Next time it’s liable to pull outta the yard and start headin’ for Chattanooga.”

Old Mrs. Willoughby gasped so dramatically that she nearly inhaled her dentures.

“How fast do you reckon it’ll go?” she wheezed.

Clyde shrugged.
“Well, depends on how many ghosts are pushin’ on it.”

By noon, three separate citizens had packed overnight bags in case the house decided to travel past their front porch and pick them up like an unscheduled streetcar.

Rumor #2: The Ghost Is Recruiting Passengers

Sadie Mae claimed she’d overheard Mrs. Delphine mutter something about “him tryin’ to tell me somethin’.”

Sadie some kinda way, interpreted this as:

“He’s acceptin’ reservations.”

This bloomed into a theory that the ghost was planning a “midnight ghost train” and only polite people would get a seat. Suddenly, the entire town was on its best behavior:

  • Men held doors
  • Women returned grocery carts
  • Someone cleaned the sidewalks on Center Avenue
  • Somebody else apologized for something they did in 1979

It was the most courteous Piedmont had been since the mayor’s mother came up from Smuteye for a visit.

Rumor #3: The Boarding House Is Actually Haunted by Ten Ghosts

This rumor came from the children, who mathematically multiplied the single ghost because “one ghost is lonely.”

Within hours, it grew into a spectral census:

  • Three brakemen
  • A switch operator
  • A conductor
  • Two engineers
  • One caboose guard
  • And one mysterious figure known only as “Whispering Earl,” whom no one could describe but everybody feared

Town officials briefly discussed forming a committee to locate Whispering Earl before remembering they didn’t actually have a description.

Meanwhile… Back at the Boarding House

Mrs. Delphine wasn’t concerned with any of the nonsense swirling outside her windows.

She stood in her kitchen again, the small ring of soot still resting on the counter like a fingerprint left by time itself.

She touched it, and for just a moment, barely long enough to count, she saw something.

Not a vision.
Not a memory.
Something in between.

A Whisper From the Past

The world around her dimmed, colors draining like watercolor in a summer rain.
The linoleum beneath her feet felt suddenly like old pine planks worn smooth by thousands of steps.

And inside her mind, not her ears, mind you, came a sound:

footsteps on a train car.

Measured.
Heavy.
Steady.

The ghost’s footsteps.

Then a voice, not clear, but familiar in the way a smell is familiar when you can’t place where you smelled it last.

“All aboard… last call… all aboard…”

A conductor’s call.

But softened,
as though spoken through years instead of air.

The vision flickered,
something dark beside the tracks,
something bright in the ghost’s hand,
a faint ache of sadness,
and a sense of waiting.
Long, stubborn, faithful waiting.

And then: Gone.

The kitchen snapped back to itself, bright as noon.

Mrs. Delphine steadied herself on the counter.

“Well,” she whispered, “you were a conductor. Or wanted to be. Or ought to’ve been.”

She glanced toward the hallway where his presence often lingered like a question.

“And you weren’t finished.”

Outside, the Town Convinces Itself Further

Owen announced:
“He’s organizin’ a ghost parade.”

Addison insisted:
“He’s cleanin’ the whole town next.”

Preacher Boone told folks:
“We have to be patient. The dead do not hurry.”

Clyde declared:
“He’s gittin’ ready for a big ol’ trip, and he’s takin’ volunteers. I’m packin’ some extra socks.”

Mrs. Delphine shook her head.

“Lord help us,” she muttered, “if he was tryin’ to talk before, he’ll have a hard time over the noise now.”

But One Thing Was Certain

For the first time since he began hauntin’
the ghost had cracked open a tiny doorway into his past.

Not a name.
Not a face.
Not yet.

But the shape of his life was beginning to appear:

  • A railroad man’s gloves
  • A conductor’s call
  • A journey unfinished
  • And a purpose not yet fulfilled

He wasn’t tidying rooms for the fun of it.

He was preparing.

For what?

Only the ghost knew.

And Piedmont was goin’ to find out.

*****

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About Ol' Big Jim

Jim L Wright has been a storekeeper, an embalmer, a hospital orderly, and a pathology medical coder, and through it all, a teller of tall tales. Many of his stories, like his first book, New Yesterdays, are set in his hometown of Piedmont, Alabama. For seven years he lived in the oldest continuously inhabited city in the world, Amman, Jordan where he spent his time trying to visit every one of the thousands of Ammani coffee shops and scribbling in his ever-present notebook. These days he and his husband, Zeek, live in a cozy little house in Leeds, Alabama. He’s still scribbling in his notebooks when he isn’t gardening or refinishing a lovely bit of furniture. His book, New Yesterdays, can be found at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Smashwords, and Barnes and Noble.
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