The Trouble with Casting Out Devils

A Piedmont Porchlight Story

Preacher Patrick Willis didn’t start out wanting to save anybody special.

He just wanted things orderly.

He liked his sermons trimmed neat, his Bible worn but respectable, and his parishioners upright in their pews the way God surely intended. The Congregational Holiness Church had been standing since long before Patrick was born, and he took that personally. A church that old deserved calm.

Then, he noticed that Luther Crain was acting peculiar.

It was nothing dramatic at first. Luther laughed at the wrong times. He nodded when nobody was speaking. He said amen halfway through the hymns like he was racing the rest of the congregation to heaven. Folks noticed, but then folks in Piedmont notice everything, so Patrick told himself not to jump to conclusions.

But Patrick watched.

That was his gift and his curse.

Luther’s eyes lingered too long. His voice dropped strange words into ordinary conversation. One Wednesday night, right after prayer meeting, he said, “Peter was the original Rocky Balboa,” loud enough to make Mrs. Dobbs spill her coffee.

Patrick felt a chill that had nothing to do with doctrine.

He began reading late into the night. Scripture, commentaries, pamphlets he’d picked up at revival meetings. Words like possession and oppression started to feel less like metaphors and more like possibilities.

He prayed hard about it.

That was mistake number one.

Prayer, when it’s mixed with certainty, has a way of hardening instead of softening.

Patrick called Luther in for a talk. Luther sat politely, hands folded, eyes bright as buttons.

“You feel all right, Luther?” Patrick asked.

“Oh, I feel just fine,” Luther said. “Better’n most.”

Patrick didn’t like that answer.

The first exorcism was quiet. Just scripture and laying on of hands, and Luther laughing so hard he cried. Patrick took that laughter as confirmation. Evil, he knew, mocked authority.

The second exorcism involved olive oil and raised voices. Luther started calling Patrick by his childhood nickname, Tater. The name nobody in Piedmont still dared to use. Patrick felt exposed and doubled down.

By the third attempt, Patrick wasn’t praying so much as arguing.

“You don’t belong here,” he shouted.

Luther smiled. “Neither do you, Tater, if we’re being honest.”

That was when the line crossed itself.

Patrick convinced himself that mercy had failed and firmness was required. He told himself God demanded action. He told himself a lot of things that sounded better than doubt.

What he did next was not holy.

It was final.

When they found Luther Crain, the church basement smelled like rancid olive oil and panic. Patrick sat nearby, Bible open on his knee, rocking slightly, whispering scripture like it was a magical spell.

The town went quiet in that way Piedmont does when it’s thinking hard.

The sheriff came. The doctor came. People whispered, but not like they used to. This whispering had weight to it.

Patrick never claimed innocence. He claimed obedience.

The court did not accept that.

At the trial, Luther’s sister spoke. She said Luther had been strange, yes, but he was gentle. She said he talked to himself when he was nervous. She said laughter had always been his way through the world.

Patrick listened, and for the first time, something cracked that prayer hadn’t touched.

The verdict came back plain.

Guilty.

Patrick went to prison a convinced man and stayed long enough to become a more reflective one. Years later, folks said he took to tending the prison garden. Said he learned the difference between pulling weeds and tearing up roots.

The Congregational Holiness Church kept standing, though it changed some. Folks listened longer. They asked questions about things they used to just swallow. They learned that faith without humility can turn sharp.

As for demons, Piedmont still believes in them. They just got more careful about where they look.

Sometimes, it turns out, the scariest thing in the room ain’t possession at all.

It’s certainty that’s forgotten how to doubt.

And that’s how the porchlight story of Preacher Patrick Willis ends. Not with fire or salvation, but with a reminder that God doesn’t need help from hands that refuse to tremble.

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About Ol' Big Jim

Jim L Wright has been a storekeeper, an embalmer, a hospital orderly, and a pathology medical coder, and through it all, a teller of tall tales. Many of his stories, like his first book, New Yesterdays, are set in his hometown of Piedmont, Alabama. For seven years he lived in the oldest continuously inhabited city in the world, Amman, Jordan where he spent his time trying to visit every one of the thousands of Ammani coffee shops and scribbling in his ever-present notebook. These days he and his husband, Zeek, live in a cozy little house in Leeds, Alabama. He’s still scribbling in his notebooks when he isn’t gardening or refinishing a lovely bit of furniture. His book, New Yesterdays, can be found at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Smashwords, and Barnes and Noble.
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