A Matter of Scale

(Goliath, who would like to address several exaggerations)

Now, before we begin, I will make one thing perfectly clear:

I was not, as has been suggested, overconfident.

I was appropriately confident given the available data.

On Being a Giant

It has been widely reported that I was “nine feet tall,” which I do not dispute, though I will say it tends to become the only thing anyone remembers about a man.

I had:

  • a military career
  • a respectable sense of discipline
  • and a helmet that required custom fabrication

Yet somehow, history has reduced me to:

“Tall fellow who lost a disagreement with a rock.”

Where is the nuance in that?

The Situation

We had two armies.

Two hills.

And a valley between.

Now, in most cases, such a situation results in a battle.

But on this occasion, we agreed, quite sensibly, I thought, to settle matters with a representative contest.

I was selected.

Which, again, seemed reasonable.

The First Misunderstanding

Each day, I stepped forward and issued the challenge.

Now I want to emphasize:

I was not yellin’.

I was projectin’.

There is a difference.

And when no one came down to meet me, I began to suspect not cowardice…

…but poor communication.

Enter the Boy

One afternoon, I see movement.

A figure steps forward.

Small.

Very small.

At first, I assumed he was deliverin’ a message.

Perhaps a request for revised terms.

Instead, he approaches with a stick and what appears to be a… leather pouch.

Now I ask you, as a reasonable observer:

At what point am I to conclude that this is a formal opponent?

An Attempt at Clarification

I said, calmly, I might add:

“Am I a dog, that you come at me with sticks?”

This was not mockery.

It was a legitimate question.

He did not answer it.

Instead, he started speaking about divine support, which I respect as a concept, but prefer to see expressed through conventional weaponry.

The Critical Error (Which Was Not Mine)

Now I will admit, I made one assumption.

Just one.

I assumed the engagement would proceed according to established practices:

  • approach
  • exchange
  • resolution

What I did not account for was…

Innovation.

The Stone

There was a motion.

A blur.

A moment in which I realized, too late as it turned out, that the distance between us had not been a safety measure…

but a strategy.

Now I have heard it said that the stone struck me in the forehead.

This is accurate.

What is often omitted is the brief but vivid thought that passed through my mind at that exact instant:

“Well now… that was unexpected.”

Aftermath (As I Understand It)

I fell.

The armies reacted.

History took notes.

And somewhere along the way, the entire affair was simplified into a lesson about size not matterin’.

Which, I feel, overlooks several key details:

  • preparation matters
  • expectations matter
  • and most importantly…

If a man shows up to a duel with a tool you do not recognize…

You should ask more questions.

Closing Statement

Now I bear no ill will toward the boy.

He was efficient.

Decisive.

And clearly workin’ from a different set of instructions.

But if I may leave you with one final thought, it is this:

It is not that the giant fell.

It is that the rules changed…

…and no one thought to inform me.

And that, as near as I can reconstruct it, is how I became a metaphor.

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About Ol' Big Jim

Jim L. Wright is a storyteller with a lifetime of experiences as colorful as the characters he creates. Born and raised in Piedmont, Alabama, Jim’s connection to the land, history, and people of the region runs deep. His debut novel New Yesterdays is set in his hometown, where he grew up listening to stories of the past—stories that sparked his imagination and curiosity for history. Today, Jim lives in Leeds, Alabama, with his husband Zeek, a tour operator who shares his passion for adventure and discovery. Known affectionately as “Ol’ Big Jim,” he has had a diverse career that includes time as a storekeeper, an embalmer, a hospital orderly, and a medical coder. There are even whispers—unconfirmed, of course—that he once played piano in a house of ill repute. No matter the job, one thing has remained constant: Jim is a teller of tales. His stories—sometimes humorous, sometimes thought-provoking—are often inspired by his unique life experiences. Many of these tales can be found on his popular blog, Ol’ Big Jim, where he continues to share his musings with a loyal readership. Jim’s adventures have taken him far beyond Alabama. For seven years, he lived in Amman, Jordan, the world’s oldest continuously inhabited city. His time there, spent in smoky coffee shops, enjoying a hookah and a cup of tea while scribbling in his ever-present notebook, deeply influenced his worldview and his writing. When Jim isn’t writing, he’s thinking about writing. His stories, whether tall tales from his past or imaginative reimagining is of historical events should read from his past or imaginative reimaginings of historical events, reflect a life lived fully and authentically. With New Yesterdays, Jim brings readers a rich tapestry of history, fantasy, and human connection. Visit his blog at www.olbigjim.com to read more of his stories, or follow him on social media to keep up with his latest musings and projects, one of which is a series that follows Bonita McCauley, an amateur detective who gets into some very sticky situations. His book, New Yesterdays, can be found at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Smashwords, and Barnes and Noble.
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