The Summer the Squirrel Disappeared

An Uncle Toby McCarley Porch Story

Night Thirteen: One Vote

By the thirteenth evening, nobody bothered pretending they might miss a night. The Porch Club had become an institution. Folks arrived carrying lawn chairs like pilgrims. Children occupied their customary spots near the front. Someone had brought a battery-powered fan. Someone else had brought a chessboard. Nobody had touched it. The mystery was more interesting.

Uncle Toby emerged carrying a fresh Mason jar of sweet tea. The crowd applauded. Again. The old man sighed. “I preferred y’all when there were six of you.”

“No, you didn’t,” said Pearl.

“No,” Toby admitted. “I surely didn’t.”

He settled into the peacock chair. The wicker creaked. The crowd leaned forward.

Earl wasted no time.

“Who won?”

The old man smiled.

“See, there you go again.”

“What?”

“Askin’ the wrong question.”

The crowd groaned. And Hughes Street slipped away.

September, 1948.

The community room had grown silent. The counting committee sat motionless. The crowd barely breathed. Even the arguments had stopped.

Mayor Pritchard unfolded the next ballot. The ballot. The one Uncle Toby would remember for the next seventy-eight years.

He looked down. Read the name. Then handed the ballot to Wilbur Crenshaw. Wilbur checked it. Nodded. Passed it along. The mayor cleared his throat.

“Sam Mickelsen.”

The room released a collective breath. Not a cheer. Not yet. Just a breath. Because everybody knew what it meant. The election was over. Back on Hughes Street, nobody moved. Even though they already knew.

In 1948, the final totals were announced. Sam Mickelsen had won. By one vote. One. The room erupted. Applause. Cheers. Handshakes. Backslaps. Congratulations. The sort of noise only a small town can generate when it has collectively decided to celebrate something.

Sam looked stunned. Honestly stunned. The coach shook his hand. The mayor shook his hand. The preacher shook his hand. Half the room shook his hand. One enthusiastic woman shook it twice. Then Clayton Reynolds crossed the room.

The crowd on Hughes Street sat perfectly still.

Clayton extended his hand. Sam took it.

“Congratulations.”

Simple. Sincere. Done. No bitterness. No resentment. No complaint. Just dignity. The old Toby stared into his tea. A long moment passed.

“That’s what I remember most.”

Nobody interrupted.

“Not who won.” A pause.

“How Clayton lost.”

The yard remained quiet.

Back in 1948, Sam nodded.

“Thank you.”

Then he lowered his voice. Only a handful of people heard what he said next. Young Toby wasn’t one of them. Young Maybelline was. The old man smiled. A sad little smile.

“I didn’t learn those words until many years later.”

Pearl frowned.

“What words?”

Toby nodded toward the darkness. Toward 1948. Toward a memory wrapped in seventy-eight years of kudzu.

“Sam told Clayton…”

A pause.

“Truth is, I voted for you.”

The yard went silent. Absolutely silent. The cicadas seemed loud all of a sudden.

Back in 1948, Clayton laughed. A genuine laugh. The two men shook hands again. And the evening moved on. But not for everybody.

Young Maybelline stood beside the wall. Watching. Listening. Trying to understand. Her father had organized the fundraiser. Worked harder than anyone. Spent months helping the town. And yet he’d lost. By one vote. A single vote. A tiny thing. The sort of thing that can grow very large in memory.

Back on Hughes Street, Uncle Toby slowly stood. The crowd didn’t protest. Not immediately. They were still thinking. Then Earl finally spoke. Softly.

“Who would’ve won if those Bulldog ballots counted?”

The old man stopped. One hand on the screen door. Then he looked back. And smiled. The dangerous smile had returned.

“Oh.”

A pause.

“That’s tomorrow night’s story.”

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About Ol' Big Jim

Jim L. Wright is a storyteller with a lifetime of experiences as colorful as the characters he creates. Born and raised in Piedmont, Alabama, Jim’s connection to the land, history, and people of the region runs deep. His debut novel New Yesterdays is set in his hometown, where he grew up listening to stories of the past—stories that sparked his imagination and curiosity for history. Today, Jim lives in Leeds, Alabama, with his husband Zeek, a tour operator who shares his passion for adventure and discovery. Known affectionately as “Ol’ Big Jim,” he has had a diverse career that includes time as a storekeeper, an embalmer, a hospital orderly, and a medical coder. There are even whispers—unconfirmed, of course—that he once played piano in a house of ill repute. No matter the job, one thing has remained constant: Jim is a teller of tales. His stories—sometimes humorous, sometimes thought-provoking—are often inspired by his unique life experiences. Many of these tales can be found on his popular blog, Ol’ Big Jim, where he continues to share his musings with a loyal readership. Jim’s adventures have taken him far beyond Alabama. For seven years, he lived in Amman, Jordan, the world’s oldest continuously inhabited city. His time there, spent in smoky coffee shops, enjoying a hookah and a cup of tea while scribbling in his ever-present notebook, deeply influenced his worldview and his writing. When Jim isn’t writing, he’s thinking about writing. His stories, whether tall tales from his past or imaginative reimagining is of historical events should read from his past or imaginative reimaginings of historical events, reflect a life lived fully and authentically. With New Yesterdays, Jim brings readers a rich tapestry of history, fantasy, and human connection. Visit his blog at www.olbigjim.com to read more of his stories, or follow him on social media to keep up with his latest musings and projects, one of which is a series that follows Bonita McCauley, an amateur detective who gets into some very sticky situations. His book, New Yesterdays, can be found at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Smashwords, and Barnes and Noble.
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3 Responses to The Summer the Squirrel Disappeared

  1. Fascinating post about Uncle Toby’s Porch Club, Jim!

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