Southern Directions Never Use Mileage

A Piedmont Porchlight Story

The Coffee Cup was busier than usual that morning.

The freight train had rolled through right on time at eight-twelve, and by the time the last boxcar disappeared around the bend, Hattie already had bacon sizzling for the second wave of breakfast customers. I glanced at my watch.

“Right on time.”

Curtis Pope smiled without looking up from his coffee.

“That engineer must’ve heard you was checking.”

About then the front door opened, and a young fellow walked in carrying a map folded so many times it looked to be ready for retirement.

“Excuse me,” he said. “Can somebody tell me how to get to Blackwelder’s Hardware?”

The whole place got quiet. Not awkward quiet. Interested quiet. Hattie pointed toward me.

“You want Jim.”

I looked up.

“Morning.”

“Morning, sir.”

“I’m trying to find Blackwelder’s.”

“Well, you’re close.”

He smiled with relief and pulled out a little notebook.

“I’ll write this down.”

“You don’t need to.”

He clicked his pen anyway.

“Go out the front door.”

“Okay.”

“Take a left.”

“So far, so good.”

“Go past where Mr. Gentry’s Texaco used to be.”

His pen stopped.

“Used to be?”

“Mm-hmm.”

“It’s gone now.”

“Oh.”

“Then you’ll come to the corner where the old A&P burned.”

“I don’t see that on the map.”

“You won’t.”

“It burned.”

Curtis took a sip of coffee.

“Back in ’78.”

I nodded.

“Take a right there.”

The young man looked completely lost.

“But… if the store’s gone…”

“You’ll still know where it was.”

He blinked.

“I will?”

“Course you will.”

Hattie chimed in.

“If you get to the old pecan tree that lightning split, you’ve gone a block too far.”

“The tree’s still there?”

“No.”

“They cut it down twenty years ago.”

The poor fellow looked like he’d wandered into another language. I couldn’t help smiling.

“Tell you what.”

I picked up the sugar dispenser and set it in the middle of the table.

“That’s the depot.”

I put the salt shaker beside it.

“That’s the hotel.”

The ketchup bottle became Curtis Pope’s barber shop.

A jelly packet turned into Blackwelder’s Hardware.

Five minutes later the young man understood perfectly.

He folded his notebook shut.

“I think I’ve got it.”

“You do.”

He thanked everybody and headed for the door. Just before he stepped outside, Hattie called after him.

“If you pass the house where Miss Eula used to grow the prettiest roses in town…”

He turned around.

“Yes, ma’am?”

“You’ve gone too far.”

The door closed behind him. Curtis shook his head.

“Think he’ll find it?”

“Oh, he’ll find it.”

“How do you know?”

I smiled into my coffee.

“Because Southern directions ain’t about roads.”

“They ain’t?”

“No.”

“They’re about memories.”

For a little while nobody said anything.

Outside, folks were walking up Centre Avenue, waving to people they knew without ever slowing down.

Funny thing about little towns. Buildings come and go. Businesses close. Trees fall. Folks move away. But somehow…

The directions never change.

Even now, if somebody asked me how to get to where I grew up, I’d probably tell ’em,

“Turn where the old filling station used to be.”

Truth is… I couldn’t tell you what replaced it. But I can still see the filling station. Clear as yesterday. I reckon that’s how home works. It don’t disappear. It just keeps giving directions.

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About Ol' Big Jim

Jim L. Wright is a storyteller with a lifetime of experiences as colorful as the characters he creates. Born and raised in Piedmont, Alabama, Jim’s connection to the land, history, and people of the region runs deep. His debut novel New Yesterdays is set in his hometown, where he grew up listening to stories of the past—stories that sparked his imagination and curiosity for history. Today, Jim lives in Leeds, Alabama, with his husband Zeek, a tour operator who shares his passion for adventure and discovery. Known affectionately as “Ol’ Big Jim,” he has had a diverse career that includes time as a storekeeper, an embalmer, a hospital orderly, and a medical coder. There are even whispers—unconfirmed, of course—that he once played piano in a house of ill repute. No matter the job, one thing has remained constant: Jim is a teller of tales. His stories—sometimes humorous, sometimes thought-provoking—are often inspired by his unique life experiences. Many of these tales can be found on his popular blog, Ol’ Big Jim, where he continues to share his musings with a loyal readership. Jim’s adventures have taken him far beyond Alabama. For seven years, he lived in Amman, Jordan, the world’s oldest continuously inhabited city. His time there, spent in smoky coffee shops, enjoying a hookah and a cup of tea while scribbling in his ever-present notebook, deeply influenced his worldview and his writing. When Jim isn’t writing, he’s thinking about writing. His stories, whether tall tales from his past or imaginative reimagining is of historical events should read from his past or imaginative reimaginings of historical events, reflect a life lived fully and authentically. With New Yesterdays, Jim brings readers a rich tapestry of history, fantasy, and human connection. Visit his blog at www.olbigjim.com to read more of his stories, or follow him on social media to keep up with his latest musings and projects, one of which is a series that follows Bonita McCauley, an amateur detective who gets into some very sticky situations. His book, New Yesterdays, can be found at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Smashwords, and Barnes and Noble.
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3 Responses to Southern Directions Never Use Mileage

  1. Lifetime Chicago's avatar Lifetime Chicago says:

    My mother’s family grew up in small town in Illinois…that is how we describe today!

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  2. Nice of you to give him directions, Jim. I hope he could recognize the place to turn without distance or street name.

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