The Summer the Squirrel Disappeared

An Uncle Toby McCarley Porch Story

Night Twenty: The Second Squirrel

The twentieth evening arrived beneath a sky full of stars. The threat of rain had finally wandered off to bother somebody else. Hughes Street looked almost festive. Lanterns glowed. Folks chatted. Children chased lightning bugs near the sidewalk. The Porch Club had become its own little community.

Uncle Toby emerged carrying sweet tea and a slice of pound cake. The crowd applauded. Again. The old man stopped. Looked at them. And shook his head. “Y’all are encouragin’ me.”

“We know.” The crowd laughed.

Toby settled into the peacock chair. Took a bite of cake. A sip of tea. Then nodded.

“All right, where were we?”

“The promise.” Maybelline.” “The fence.”

The old man smiled.

“That’s right.”

And once again, Hughes Street disappeared. Winter came. Then spring. Then summer. The Golden Squirrel survived its first year. The scratch remained. The stories grew. The legend expanded.

By the following autumn, the town was preparing for the second award ceremony. Committees formed. Meetings happened. Arguments flourished. Exactly as nature intended. Meanwhile, life carried on.

Clayton Reynolds helped organize a coat drive. Assisted with repairs at the graveyard after a storm. Spent several weekends helping an elderly couple repair their porch. Nobody kept score. Least of all Clayton.

Back on Hughes Street, Pearl nodded.

“He never stopped.”

“No ma’am.”

“He really never stopped.”

The old man stared into the darkness.

“Some folks are built that way.”

In 1949, the second Golden Squirrel ceremony arrived. A new winner was selected. A new banquet was held. A new speech delivered. And just as promised, Sam Mickelsen surrendered the squirrel. The tradition had begun. The old winner received a smaller replica. The new winner received the original. Simple. Elegant. Reasonable. Which is why Piedmont immediately complicated it.

The crowd on Hughes Street laughed knowingly. Of course it did.

In 1949, young Maybelline watched the ceremony carefully. The squirrel changed hands. The applause sounded familiar. The speeches sounded familiar. Everything felt familiar. Then she noticed something. The replica. A smaller version. A personal version. A permanent version. The recipient could keep it forever. The thought lodged itself quietly in the back of her mind. Not a plan. Not even an idea. Just a thought.

Back on Hughes Street, Toby nodded slowly.

“Sometimes that’s how big things start.”

Nobody interrupted.

“Not with a scheme.”

A pause.

“With a thought.”

Another.

“A tiny little thought.”

The crowd sat quietly. Because everybody knew he was right.

In 1949, Maybelline and Clayton walked home after the banquet. The evening was cool. The town was quiet. For a while neither spoke.

Then Maybelline asked:

“Do you think you’ll ever win one?”

Clayton chuckled.

“I doubt it.”

“Why?”

A shrug.

“Too many good people.”

The answer seemed entirely satisfactory to him. Not so much to Maybelline. She looked back toward town. Toward the banquet hall. Toward the squirrel. Then she made a decision. A tiny decision. A harmless decision. The sort of thing nobody would’ve noticed. She was going to save every newspaper clipping. Every program. Every article. Every photograph. Not because she expected trouble. Because she expected forgetting.

Back on Hughes Street, Uncle Toby smiled. A fond smile.

“That’s when she started.”

“What?” asked Earl.

“Buildin’ the archive.”

The crowd sat up.

“The archive?”

The old man nodded.

“Boxes.”

A pause.

“Folders.”

Another.

“Scrapbooks.”

The smile widened.

“Enough material to terrify a librarian.”

The crowd laughed. Then Toby stood. Immediately. Without warning.

“Tobe.”

“Not yet.”

The old man grinned. At the screen door, he turned. And said:

“Tomorrow night… “Maybelline saves the wrong newspaper.”

The crowd froze.

“What does that mean?”

The screen door closed.

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About Ol' Big Jim

Jim L. Wright is a storyteller with a lifetime of experiences as colorful as the characters he creates. Born and raised in Piedmont, Alabama, Jim’s connection to the land, history, and people of the region runs deep. His debut novel New Yesterdays is set in his hometown, where he grew up listening to stories of the past—stories that sparked his imagination and curiosity for history. Today, Jim lives in Leeds, Alabama, with his husband Zeek, a tour operator who shares his passion for adventure and discovery. Known affectionately as “Ol’ Big Jim,” he has had a diverse career that includes time as a storekeeper, an embalmer, a hospital orderly, and a medical coder. There are even whispers—unconfirmed, of course—that he once played piano in a house of ill repute. No matter the job, one thing has remained constant: Jim is a teller of tales. His stories—sometimes humorous, sometimes thought-provoking—are often inspired by his unique life experiences. Many of these tales can be found on his popular blog, Ol’ Big Jim, where he continues to share his musings with a loyal readership. Jim’s adventures have taken him far beyond Alabama. For seven years, he lived in Amman, Jordan, the world’s oldest continuously inhabited city. His time there, spent in smoky coffee shops, enjoying a hookah and a cup of tea while scribbling in his ever-present notebook, deeply influenced his worldview and his writing. When Jim isn’t writing, he’s thinking about writing. His stories, whether tall tales from his past or imaginative reimagining is of historical events should read from his past or imaginative reimaginings of historical events, reflect a life lived fully and authentically. With New Yesterdays, Jim brings readers a rich tapestry of history, fantasy, and human connection. Visit his blog at www.olbigjim.com to read more of his stories, or follow him on social media to keep up with his latest musings and projects, one of which is a series that follows Bonita McCauley, an amateur detective who gets into some very sticky situations. His book, New Yesterdays, can be found at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Smashwords, and Barnes and Noble.
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