Everybody Knows Which Screen Door Belongs to Who

A Piedmont Porch Light Story

If you spend enough mornings at the Coffee Cup, you’ll eventually discover that breakfast isn’t the first thing folks come in for. It’s conversation. The eggs are just an excuse. I was halfway through a plate of bacon and grits when Hattie Lane slid another cup of coffee in front of me.

“You hear that?” she asked.

I looked around.

“Hear what?”

“That screen door.”

I listened. Somewhere outside, a screen door slapped shut with a sharp whap. I shrugged.

“Sounded like somebody’s screen door.”

Hattie rolled her eyes.

“No, Jim.”

She leaned a little closer.

“That was Mrs. Landry’s.”

I laughed.

“Hattie, you’ve finally worked too many breakfast shifts.”

She put one hand on her hip.

“I most certainly have not.”

Just then Curtis Pope wandered in, brushing a few whiskers off his shirt from opening the barber shop.

“Mornin’, y’all.”

Without looking up, Hattie said, “That was Mrs. Landry’s screen door.”

Curtis stopped in his tracks.

“It surely was.”

I looked from one to the other.

“You mean to tell me y’all recognize folks by the sound of a screen door?”

Curtis grinned.

“Don’t you?”

“I reckon I never paid that much attention.”

He eased into the booth across from me.

“Well, you should’ve.”

“There was old Mr. Dobbs.”

“His always squealed before it shut.”

Hattie nodded.

“‘Cause he never got around to oilin’ the hinges.”

“And Miss Lorene?”

Curtis smiled.

“She never let hers slam.”

“Not once,” Hattie agreed. “She’d catch it every single time.”

I stirred my coffee.

“I’ll be.”

Curtis pointed his fork toward the window.

“Now the McCallisters… them boys hit that door like it owed ’em money,” Hattie interrupted.

The three of us laughed. Funny thing about little towns. You don’t just recognize people’s faces. You recognize the way they walk. The way they wave. The sound their truck makes when it turns the corner. The bark of their dog. Even the way their screen door closes.

Every house had its own music. Some doors squeaked. Some rattled. Some slammed hard enough to shake every Mason jar in the kitchen. You could be shelling peas on the porch and know exactly who’d just gone inside three houses down. Not because you were spying. Because you’d been neighbors long enough for everyday sounds to become familiar.

Nowadays, houses are quieter. Garage doors hum. Car doors click. Folks step inside without making much of a sound. There’s nothing wrong with that. I suppose progress has a quieter hinge.

But every now and then, I’ll hear an old wooden screen door catch the wind and clap shut behind somebody. For just a second, I’m ten years old again. I can almost smell fresh-cut grass. Somebody’s frying chicken. Kids are chasing lightning bugs through the yard. And somewhere, a radio is playing on a back porch where supper’s almost ready.

Hattie came by to collect our empty plates.

“You know what I miss?” she asked.

“What’s that?”

“The sound of Mama hollerin’ my name through that screen door.”

I smiled.

“My mama never bothered with the screen door.”

“No?”

“No, ma’am.”

“How’d she call you?”

I took one last sip of coffee.

“Hattie… if Mama was calling my full name, she wasn’t interested in whether I heard the screen door or not.”

Curtis laughed so hard he nearly snorted coffee through his nose.

Hattie just shook her head.

“Some things never change.”

“No,” I said, smiling into my coffee.

“They surely don’t.”

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About Ol' Big Jim

Jim L. Wright is a storyteller with a lifetime of experiences as colorful as the characters he creates. Born and raised in Piedmont, Alabama, Jim’s connection to the land, history, and people of the region runs deep. His debut novel New Yesterdays is set in his hometown, where he grew up listening to stories of the past—stories that sparked his imagination and curiosity for history. Today, Jim lives in Leeds, Alabama, with his husband Zeek, a tour operator who shares his passion for adventure and discovery. Known affectionately as “Ol’ Big Jim,” he has had a diverse career that includes time as a storekeeper, an embalmer, a hospital orderly, and a medical coder. There are even whispers—unconfirmed, of course—that he once played piano in a house of ill repute. No matter the job, one thing has remained constant: Jim is a teller of tales. His stories—sometimes humorous, sometimes thought-provoking—are often inspired by his unique life experiences. Many of these tales can be found on his popular blog, Ol’ Big Jim, where he continues to share his musings with a loyal readership. Jim’s adventures have taken him far beyond Alabama. For seven years, he lived in Amman, Jordan, the world’s oldest continuously inhabited city. His time there, spent in smoky coffee shops, enjoying a hookah and a cup of tea while scribbling in his ever-present notebook, deeply influenced his worldview and his writing. When Jim isn’t writing, he’s thinking about writing. His stories, whether tall tales from his past or imaginative reimagining is of historical events should read from his past or imaginative reimaginings of historical events, reflect a life lived fully and authentically. With New Yesterdays, Jim brings readers a rich tapestry of history, fantasy, and human connection. Visit his blog at www.olbigjim.com to read more of his stories, or follow him on social media to keep up with his latest musings and projects, one of which is a series that follows Bonita McCauley, an amateur detective who gets into some very sticky situations. His book, New Yesterdays, can be found at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Smashwords, and Barnes and Noble.
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8 Responses to Everybody Knows Which Screen Door Belongs to Who

  1. Very interesting conversation at the Coffee Cup, Jim.

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  2. As a kid I remember the screen doors and the mama’s shouting not to let it slam. The aluminum door guy had a field day with the pneumatic closer on the doors.

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    • Ol' Big Jim's avatar Ol' Big Jim says:

      My Pawpaw was the first one in our area to get those aluminum doors installed on both doors in our house. I really missed the screens, but at least it allowed us to keep the door open on cooler days. Sure was quiet in our house after that!

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      • I remember my neighbor, who was my age (11), lit an M80 firecracker and dropped it between the door and the new aluminum storm door. The explosion blew off the storm door, and Roger ran for his life, screaming with his dad in his stocking feet chasing him while yelling, “If I catch you, I’m going to kill you.”

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      • Ol' Big Jim's avatar Ol' Big Jim says:

        Running for his life! I can just see it now. Those ol’ M80s were powerful, but we could just walk up and buy them as easily as a packet of Juicy Fruit gum, couldn’t we?

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      • Yup. Cherry bombs, too. We loved shooting those suckers with our whamo slingshots. Watching folks hit the dirt a block away was side splitting.

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