The Dog That Attended Every Funeral

A Piedmont Porchlight Story

I reckon every town has one dog that belongs to everybody. In Piedmont, that honor fell to a scruffy old mutt folks simply called Jake. Now, if Jake had belonged to anybody in particular, nobody ever admitted it. Mrs. Landry claimed he slept under her back porch. Curtis Pope insisted he’d seen him curled up behind the barbershop most mornings.

Hattie swore he appeared outside the Coffee Cup every day at exactly nine-thirty, just in time for somebody to decide they couldn’t finish their bacon. Jake never argued. He accepted hospitality wherever he found it.

He wasn’t much to look at. One ear stood up. The other seemed to have surrendered years earlier. His coat was every shade of brown God ever invented, with a little gray sprinkled in around the muzzle. He walked with the slow confidence of a fellow who knew every street in town better than the surveyor who’d laid ’em out.

Children adored him. Old folks talked to him. Teenagers pretended not to pet him until nobody was watching. He answered to almost any name if you scratched behind the right ear.

But there was one thing about Jake nobody could explain. He attended every funeral. Not some. Every one. Didn’t matter whether the service was at First Baptist, the Methodist church, the Holiness church by Terrapin Creek, St Joachim out on Babblin’ Brook Road, or graveside beneath the pines.

Somehow, Jake would already be there. The first time I noticed it, I assumed it was a coincidence. The second time made me curious. By the tenth funeral, I stopped trying to explain it. He never came inside the church. He’d lie quietly beneath a dogwood tree or beside the steps, head resting on his paws, watching folks come and go.

If the service moved to the graveyard, Jake moved, too. Always at a respectful distance. Never underfoot. Never barking. Just present.

Families noticed him. Children always did first. “Look,” they’d whisper. “The funeral dog’s here.” Before long, folks simply expected him.

One rainy afternoon I happened to ask Sheriff Booker if he’d ever figured out how Jake always knew. Booker adjusted his hat. “I’ve solved easier mysteries.”

“Such as?” He grinned. “I’ll let you know if I ever do.”

One spring morning we buried Miss Evelyn Carter. She’d lived ninety-three years, taught Sunday school for half a century, and baked enough coconut cakes to put smiles on three generations. When the service ended, her little great-granddaughter wandered away from the family and sat down beside Jake beneath a maple tree. Nobody stopped her. She wrapped both arms around his neck and cried into his shaggy fur. Jake never moved. Didn’t lick her face. Didn’t whine. He simply stayed exactly where he was until she was ready to stand again.

I don’t know why, but that little scene has stayed with me longer than the funeral itself. Years passed. Jake’s muzzle grew whiter. His walk slowed. The naps grew longer. Even then, whenever Magnolia Mortuary’s Packard hearse rolled toward a church or cemetery, somewhere along the way, Jake appeared.

Then came the first funeral without him. Folks noticed before the minister had even opened his Bible. “Where’s Jake?” Nobody knew. The service went on. But somehow the day felt just a little different. The next afternoon, Curtis Pope found him asleep beneath the old oak behind his barbershop.

Only, this time, he wasn’t asleep.

Curtis called me. Between the two of us, we carried Jake out to a sunny spot overlooking Terrapin Creek. He looked peaceful. Like he’d simply decided he’d walked every street he cared to walk. The town buried him on a little rise just beyond the edge of the park. No grand monument. Just a simple stone. Somebody carved four words into it.

Everybody’s Good Boy

I don’t know who paid for the marker. Nobody ever claimed credit. That seemed fitting. Now and then I’ll pass by that little stone. Sometimes there’s a tennis ball lying beside it. Sometimes a biscuit. Sometimes fresh flowers.

The funny thing is, nobody ever leaves a note. They don’t need to. Everyone in Piedmont already knows who they’re for. I’ve conducted more funerals than I could ever count. I’ve watched people comfort one another in a thousand different ways. Some with words. Some with casseroles. Some with nothing more than a hand resting quietly on another shoulder.

Jake taught me there was another way. Sometimes, the greatest kindness you can offer a hurting soul is simply to stay. No speeches. No explanations. Just faithful company until the silence doesn’t hurt quite so much.

For an old dog that never owned a thing, he left behind an awful lot of love.

And if you ask me…

That’s a mighty fine inheritance.

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About Ol' Big Jim

Jim L. Wright is a storyteller with a lifetime of experiences as colorful as the characters he creates. Born and raised in Piedmont, Alabama, Jim’s connection to the land, history, and people of the region runs deep. His debut novel New Yesterdays is set in his hometown, where he grew up listening to stories of the past—stories that sparked his imagination and curiosity for history. Today, Jim lives in Leeds, Alabama, with his husband Zeek, a tour operator who shares his passion for adventure and discovery. Known affectionately as “Ol’ Big Jim,” he has had a diverse career that includes time as a storekeeper, an embalmer, a hospital orderly, and a medical coder. There are even whispers—unconfirmed, of course—that he once played piano in a house of ill repute. No matter the job, one thing has remained constant: Jim is a teller of tales. His stories—sometimes humorous, sometimes thought-provoking—are often inspired by his unique life experiences. Many of these tales can be found on his popular blog, Ol’ Big Jim, where he continues to share his musings with a loyal readership. Jim’s adventures have taken him far beyond Alabama. For seven years, he lived in Amman, Jordan, the world’s oldest continuously inhabited city. His time there, spent in smoky coffee shops, enjoying a hookah and a cup of tea while scribbling in his ever-present notebook, deeply influenced his worldview and his writing. When Jim isn’t writing, he’s thinking about writing. His stories, whether tall tales from his past or imaginative reimagining is of historical events should read from his past or imaginative reimaginings of historical events, reflect a life lived fully and authentically. With New Yesterdays, Jim brings readers a rich tapestry of history, fantasy, and human connection. Visit his blog at www.olbigjim.com to read more of his stories, or follow him on social media to keep up with his latest musings and projects, one of which is a series that follows Bonita McCauley, an amateur detective who gets into some very sticky situations. His book, New Yesterdays, can be found at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Smashwords, and Barnes and Noble.
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