A Matter of Measurements

(John Henry’s Railroad Surveyor Speaks)

I was hired to measure mountains.

Instead, I spent six months explainin’ why one man was racin’ industrialization.

The Assignment

Now, when I accepted employment with the railroad, I expected certain challenges.

Mud.

Rock.

Weather.

Mules.

Those are normal obstacles. What I didn’t anticipate was havin’ to include the phrase: “Hammer-related delays” in an official report.

The Work

My job was simple. You find the mountain. You determine the route. You mark the line. Then everybody else starts arguin’ about costs.

A respectable profession. Predictable. That is, until John Henry arrived on the scene.

The Man

Now I will say this.

The stories don’t exaggerate much when it comes to John Henry. The man was strong. Not ordinary strong. Not “helps you move a piano” strong.

The sort of strong that causes complete strangers to stop measurin’ and start starin’.

The Tunnel

The trouble started when the company brought in a steam drill.

Now, from a surveyor’s perspective, this made perfect sense. Machines are predictable. Machines don’t get tired. Machines don’t take lunch breaks that last two hours because somebody spotted a fishin’ hole.

The future appeared to have arrived. Then John Henry developed opinions.

The Challenge

Now I was present when the word spread.

The machine versus the man. Everybody got excited. Workers started takin’ sides. Supervisors started placin’ unofficial wagers.

And I remember thinkin’: “This seems entirely unrelated to tunnel construction.”

A Scheduling Concern

Do you know what happens when hundreds of laborers stop work to watch a contest?

Productivity suffers. This was my primary observation. Nobody asked for it. I offered it anyway.

The Day

Now I’ll admit it.

The man was magnificent. Swingin’ that hammer. Steady. Relentless. Like he’d made an arrangement with gravity nobody else had been informed about.

The drill hissed. The crowd roared. Even the mountain itself seemed curious.

The Result

You know the outcome.

Everybody does. John Henry won. The machine lost. The crowd celebrated. Songs were born. Legends took root.

And I immediately received three requests for revised completion estimates.

The Problem With Legends

What nobody tells you about legends is the paperwork.

The songs never mention paperwork. The ballads skip right over it. Yet there I was. Tryin’ to explain to headquarters why progress reports now contained references to: “Human exceptionalism.”

The Truth

Years later, folks would ask me: “Did it really happen?”

And I’d always give the same answer. The contest? Certainly. The spirit of it? Absolutely. The measurements?

Those got larger every year.

What I Learned

You see, everybody thinks the story is about a machine. It isn’t.

And everybody thinks it’s about a railroad. It isn’t.

It’s about a man lookin’ at the future and sayin’: “Not today.”

Closing Observation

Now the machine eventually won.

Not that day. But eventually. That’s the nature of machines. They keep comin’. But so do stories. And if you ask me which one lasts longer…

I’ve never heard anybody sing a ballad about a steam drill.

Final Statement

So, while historians argue and engineers calculate, I will simply report what I saw.

I saw a man stand before a mountain. I saw him swing a hammer. And I saw enough people remember it that we’re still talkin’ about him all these years later.

As for the railroad? Most folks couldn’t tell you who built it. But they remember John Henry.

And that, from a surveyor’s standpoint, is a measurement worth notin’.

As I review my field notes, I realize I spent the summer measurin’ a mountain, and accidentally witnessed a legend.

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About Ol' Big Jim

Jim L. Wright is a storyteller with a lifetime of experiences as colorful as the characters he creates. Born and raised in Piedmont, Alabama, Jim’s connection to the land, history, and people of the region runs deep. His debut novel New Yesterdays is set in his hometown, where he grew up listening to stories of the past—stories that sparked his imagination and curiosity for history. Today, Jim lives in Leeds, Alabama, with his husband Zeek, a tour operator who shares his passion for adventure and discovery. Known affectionately as “Ol’ Big Jim,” he has had a diverse career that includes time as a storekeeper, an embalmer, a hospital orderly, and a medical coder. There are even whispers—unconfirmed, of course—that he once played piano in a house of ill repute. No matter the job, one thing has remained constant: Jim is a teller of tales. His stories—sometimes humorous, sometimes thought-provoking—are often inspired by his unique life experiences. Many of these tales can be found on his popular blog, Ol’ Big Jim, where he continues to share his musings with a loyal readership. Jim’s adventures have taken him far beyond Alabama. For seven years, he lived in Amman, Jordan, the world’s oldest continuously inhabited city. His time there, spent in smoky coffee shops, enjoying a hookah and a cup of tea while scribbling in his ever-present notebook, deeply influenced his worldview and his writing. When Jim isn’t writing, he’s thinking about writing. His stories, whether tall tales from his past or imaginative reimagining is of historical events should read from his past or imaginative reimaginings of historical events, reflect a life lived fully and authentically. With New Yesterdays, Jim brings readers a rich tapestry of history, fantasy, and human connection. Visit his blog at www.olbigjim.com to read more of his stories, or follow him on social media to keep up with his latest musings and projects, one of which is a series that follows Bonita McCauley, an amateur detective who gets into some very sticky situations. His book, New Yesterdays, can be found at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Smashwords, and Barnes and Noble.
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2 Responses to A Matter of Measurements

  1. Super story with the steel driving man as a backdrop, Jim

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