Why Dogs Know More Than Preachers

A Piedmont Porchlight Story

The Coffee Cup was unusually peaceful this morning. Even Curtis Pope was behaving himself. That should’ve made me suspicious. Hattie came by with the coffee pot.

“You boys look mighty quiet.”

“We’re thinkin’.”

She laughed. “That sounds dangerous.”

Curtis nodded. “It usually is.”

I looked out the window for a minute before saying, “You know…”

“What?” Hattie asked.

“I’ve always figured dogs know more than preachers.”

The whole restaurant got quiet. Curtis slowly folded his newspaper.

“Jim, you better explain that one before somebody throws a biscuit at you.”

Hattie put the coffee pot on her hip. “I’m listenin’.”

I smiled. “I ain’t never met a dog that cared what church you belonged to.”

Curtis grinned. “That’s true.”

“I never met one that cared whether your overalls had patches.”

“Nope.”

“Or whether you drove a Cadillac. Or walked.”

Hattie leaned against the booth. “They don’t care if you’ve got money.”

“No.”

“They don’t care if you’re important. They don’t even care if you’re interesting.”

Curtis laughed. “They just care if you’re you.”

I nodded. “Exactly.”

“My Dad’s German Shepherd dog, Richard Petty, used to meet him every afternoon. Same place. Same tail. Same smile. He never once asked whether he’d had a good day. He already knew. You know, he named that dog Richard Petty because he liked to race cars. You let a car pass up on the road, and he could catch it in 10 seconds flat!” They all laughed at that one.

Hattie smiled. “My daddy’s ol’ hound dog was like that.”

“If Daddy was sad, that dog never left his side.”

Curtis pointed his fork at me. “My ol’ beagle could tell if Mama was sick before the rest of us.”

“I believe that.”

“I do too.”

Funny thing about dogs. They don’t spend much time listening to what you say. They’re busy paying attention to what you feel.

After a minute, Curtis asked, “So where do preachers come into all this?”

I grinned. “They preach about loving your neighbor.”

“They do.”

“Dogs just go ahead and do it.”

Hattie laughed. “I don’t reckon you’re wrong about that!”

Outside, a little brown dog wandered past the Coffee Cup. He stopped long enough for Jimmy Harlan to scratch behind his ears. His tail started wagging so hard I thought he might shake himself in two. Jimmy smiled. The dog smiled back. Well… as much as a dog can smile.

I watched him disappear, trotting down Centre Avenue like he’d just finished an important appointment.

“You know what else dogs know?”

“What?” Hattie asked.

“They know who’s lonely.”

Neither one of them answered.

“They’ll sit beside the happiest person in the room, but they’ll lean against the one who needs ’em.”

Curtis looked down into his coffee. “I’ve seen that.”

“So have I, many a time.”

Hattie picked up the coffee pot again. “My granddaddy used to say, if you want to know what kind of person somebody is, watch how they treat a dog.”

I smiled. “Your granddaddy was a wise man.”

She nodded. “He didn’t preach much.”

“He didn’t have to.”

For a little while, nobody said anything. The only sound was coffee cups touching saucers. Funny thing about dogs. They’ve never read a book on kindness. They’ve never attended a seminar. They’ve never listened to a sermon. But somehow, they know exactly when somebody needs company. And I reckon anybody who can teach us that ought to be listened to.

Even if they do spend most of the afternoon chasing squirrels.

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About Ol' Big Jim

Jim L. Wright is a storyteller with a lifetime of experiences as colorful as the characters he creates. Born and raised in Piedmont, Alabama, Jim’s connection to the land, history, and people of the region runs deep. His debut novel New Yesterdays is set in his hometown, where he grew up listening to stories of the past—stories that sparked his imagination and curiosity for history. Today, Jim lives in Leeds, Alabama, with his husband Zeek, a tour operator who shares his passion for adventure and discovery. Known affectionately as “Ol’ Big Jim,” he has had a diverse career that includes time as a storekeeper, an embalmer, a hospital orderly, and a medical coder. There are even whispers—unconfirmed, of course—that he once played piano in a house of ill repute. No matter the job, one thing has remained constant: Jim is a teller of tales. His stories—sometimes humorous, sometimes thought-provoking—are often inspired by his unique life experiences. Many of these tales can be found on his popular blog, Ol’ Big Jim, where he continues to share his musings with a loyal readership. Jim’s adventures have taken him far beyond Alabama. For seven years, he lived in Amman, Jordan, the world’s oldest continuously inhabited city. His time there, spent in smoky coffee shops, enjoying a hookah and a cup of tea while scribbling in his ever-present notebook, deeply influenced his worldview and his writing. When Jim isn’t writing, he’s thinking about writing. His stories, whether tall tales from his past or imaginative reimagining is of historical events should read from his past or imaginative reimaginings of historical events, reflect a life lived fully and authentically. With New Yesterdays, Jim brings readers a rich tapestry of history, fantasy, and human connection. Visit his blog at www.olbigjim.com to read more of his stories, or follow him on social media to keep up with his latest musings and projects, one of which is a series that follows Bonita McCauley, an amateur detective who gets into some very sticky situations. His book, New Yesterdays, can be found at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Smashwords, and Barnes and Noble.
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